| Jokes |
| SMS Quote |
Submitted
By |
Times Sent |
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| just wanted u 2 know tat ur frndship means alot 2me.u cry,i cry.u laugh,i laugh.u jump out of the window,i look down & laugh again |
mps |
261 |
Send |
| A BMW car asks VW Beetle car-Why ur eyes out of ur body? She replied-Let them put a motor in ur ass & see what happens to ur eyes |
mps |
210 |
Send |
| Roses are red, Violets are blue, Something like you belongs in the zoo! |
mps |
172 |
Send |
| He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words
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mps |
126 |
Send |
| she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said concentrate
|
mps |
132 |
Send |
| she studied for a blood test - and failed
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mps |
127 |
Send |
| when she saw the "NC-17 under 17 not admitted", she went home and got 16 friends
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mps |
127 |
Send |
| when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home
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mps |
130 |
Send |
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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want
|
mps |
128 |
Send |
| Any married man should forget his mistakes-there's no use in two people remembering the same thing |
mps |
136 |
Send |
| why aren't u married yet?
just lucky i guess |
mps |
130 |
Send |
| what is da height of innocence?
--a 12 yr old girl applying
pimples cream on her breast! |
mps |
127 |
Send |
| I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day.
> Tomorrow is not looking good either.
|
mps |
140 |
Send |
| The man discovered WEAPONS and invented HUNTING,
The woman discovered HUNTING and invented FURS |
mps |
134 |
Send |
| The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
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mps |
125 |
Send |
| The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP |
mps |
126 |
Send |
| The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,
The woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.
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mps |
130 |
Send |
| The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.
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mps |
129 |
Send |
| The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.
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mps |
133 |
Send |
| The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
The woman discovered MONEY and that's when it all
messed up..........
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mps |
137 |
Send |
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